She is quickly becoming an internet sensation. Eight-year-old, Ava Martinez, is a perfect match to AOC except for the fact that Eva’s IQ is much larger. But it’s easier for her to act dumb than it is for AOC to act smart.
This is her third video and she says that she will keep making them as long as her fans enjoy them. As long as AOC is in Congress, she won’t run short of material. The new video starts with AOC’s mini-me saying that she has single-handedly come up with a plan that will save the planet for just 93 trillion dollars.
She asks if you know how much money that was and then she says, “Me either.”
“Like, hello America, AOC here again,” Ava says in her latest video. “But this time from Washington, D.C., which is named after our first president — George Washington D.C.”
Like, I want to tell you about my plan to single-handedly save the planet. I call it the Green New Deal. I picked green because I’m still learning my colors. I came up with my plan after we were watching, like, the most important documentary on climate change. It’s called Ice Age 2: The Meltdown,” she says, referring to the animated 2006 hit movie. “That’s not me saying it, that’s science.”
“My Green New Deal will cost, like, 93 trillion dollars. Do you know how much that is? Me neither. Because it’s totally worth it. If sea levels keep rising, we won’t be able to drive to Hawaii any more,” she says.
Sitting in a little pink car, Ava says: “I just got this electric car. it’s eco-friendly and everyone has to drive one under my deal. And that’s why I bought one for my boyfriend, too, using campaign donations. Well, you bought it for him.” Her so-called boyfriend drives up and she tells him not to speak. “I do the same thing to Pelosi and Schumer,” Ava says, referring to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, both Democrats.
As the boyfriend drives away, you can see a sign on the back of the car that reads: “Free @RealJamesWoods.”
As long as Ava #miniAOCofficial enjoys doing these videos she will continue to keep making them and as long as #AlexandriaOcasioCortez keeps being #AOC we will have plenty of material to keep making them as well. Thanks again to everyone who had kind things to say about Ava. pic.twitter.com/Je7YojRoXd
— Mini AOC (@miniAOCofficial) May 13, 2019