WOW. That’s amazing. Maybe she’ll write a book about it. Let the entire world know what she has accomplished and maybe they could try it too and see if it works for them. What will her newest discovery be? That filet mignon can be found wrapped in cowhide?
No, she might be afraid they would fart. She has totally ruined the cow’s favorite joke. “Hey, Ralph. Pull my udder.” Maybe she will try to plant carrots, lettuce, and tomatoes in the same hole to see if she can grow her own salads.
Maybe a few trees that magically grow apples and peaches. Wouldn’t that be wild?
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is only 29, and she did only graduate from Boston University, majoring in international relations and economics. So it makes sense that she’s still amazing by things like — dirt.
In a recent video posted on social media, the Democratic socialist from New York is seen looking at her small plot in a community garden in Washington, D.C. And we swear that we’ve transcribed her comments faithfully.
“I just checked on my community garden slot and I was so nervous because I was in New York for two weeks in recess. Look!” she says as the camera pans to leafy plants. “Oh. My. God! Look at this!” she gasps.
The internet, as it is wont to do, had some fun with the new lawmaker.
“Look, I don’t want to make fun of the brainless, but AOC is without question the most idiotic person ever to (dis)grace the halls of Congress,” Brent Bozell, founder and president of Media Research Center, wrote on Twitter.